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+20Clever Nickname robotussin RobotTaco EpicFail TheSilverGuitar Maximus Twone 14hourlunchbreak Dobio Thelittleemo lawlmaster Lost_Chances Thosesneakyfrench H-K-S The-Condor ZENON Sensationalism Alfain BRASS Achromatic 24 posters |
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Dobio Am I cool Now!?!?!?
Sign-Up Date : 2009-08-08 Posts : 27 Age : 38 Location : BC
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 08, 2009 1:57 pm | |
| Granted but you stroke out during your acceptance speech. I wish I could text message to the USA. | |
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lawlmaster Am I cool Now!?!?!?
Sign-Up Date : 2009-08-07 Posts : 63 Age : 31 Location : Rouses Point, NY
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 08, 2009 2:01 pm | |
| Granted but you're already in the USA
I wish i could get perma-banned form here. | |
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Lost_Chances Moderator
Sign-Up Date : 2009-08-07 Posts : 85 Age : 33 Location : Engrand.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 08, 2009 2:57 pm | |
| Granted, and they even give you a fantastic good-bye party, according to the PM.
I wish I could survive for 50 rounds on Nazi Zombies. | |
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Dobio Am I cool Now!?!?!?
Sign-Up Date : 2009-08-08 Posts : 27 Age : 38 Location : BC
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 08, 2009 3:12 pm | |
| Granted, but your X-Box three red rings before it finishes loading back to the menu. I wish I wasn't so pretty. | |
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14hourlunchbreak Am I cool Now!?!?!?
Sign-Up Date : 2009-08-08 Posts : 35 Age : 104 Location : New York
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:36 pm | |
| Granted, but you turn hideously ugly. Like I mean hideous. Vomit inducing ugly.
I wish I could travel more. | |
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Achromatic Am I cool Now!?!?!?
Sign-Up Date : 2009-08-08 Posts : 51 Age : 24 Location : Colorado
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:29 pm | |
| Granted, but you're handicapped. And blind.
I wish school wasn't starting for another month. | |
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Lost_Chances Moderator
Sign-Up Date : 2009-08-07 Posts : 85 Age : 33 Location : Engrand.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:57 pm | |
| Granted, you're jailed for paedophilia.
I wish I had a bottomless can of beer. | |
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BRASS Feeling Awesome Yet?
Sign-Up Date : 2009-08-07 Posts : 124 Age : 33 Location : 93021, Xx CaLi GanGstA xX
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:00 pm | |
| Ok but it's light beer. Eww.
I wish for a bottomless, nonpoisonous, can of Dr. Pepper. That's already opened for me. | |
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The-Condor Am I cool Now!?!?!?
Sign-Up Date : 2009-08-07 Posts : 41 Age : 28 Location : Ontario, Canada
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:03 pm | |
| Granted, It is litterally bottomless, All the Dr.Pepper spills out and you cry yourself to sleep each night after.
I wish i had a fully loaded gun. | |
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Lost_Chances Moderator
Sign-Up Date : 2009-08-07 Posts : 85 Age : 33 Location : Engrand.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:26 pm | |
| Granted, but only shoots at the person who pulls the trigger.
I wish I could murder without being caught. | |
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Achromatic Am I cool Now!?!?!?
Sign-Up Date : 2009-08-08 Posts : 51 Age : 24 Location : Colorado
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:30 pm | |
| Granted, you kill yourself.
I wish I could control time. | |
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BRASS Feeling Awesome Yet?
Sign-Up Date : 2009-08-07 Posts : 124 Age : 33 Location : 93021, Xx CaLi GanGstA xX
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:30 pm | |
| Sure but you have to do the murders with your penis.
I wish for more green tea : ( | |
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H-K-S Troll
Sign-Up Date : 2009-08-07 Posts : 115 Age : 35 Location : Waynesboro VA
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:17 pm | |
| - BRASS wrote:
- Sure but you have to do the murders with your penis.
I wish for more green tea : ( granted, but it's stale green tea. I wish for a machete. | |
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Lost_Chances Moderator
Sign-Up Date : 2009-08-07 Posts : 85 Age : 33 Location : Engrand.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:30 pm | |
| It's a forever blunt machete.
I wish for more alcohol. | |
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Sensationalism Admin
Sign-Up Date : 2009-08-07 Posts : 376 Age : 36 Location : Wisconsin
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:36 pm | |
| Granted, but it's rubbing alcohol.
I wish for an awesome mustache. | |
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14hourlunchbreak Am I cool Now!?!?!?
Sign-Up Date : 2009-08-08 Posts : 35 Age : 104 Location : New York
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:38 pm | |
| Granted, but everything you eat/drink gets stuck in it.
I wish I could hold my breath underwater forever. | |
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Lost_Chances Moderator
Sign-Up Date : 2009-08-07 Posts : 85 Age : 33 Location : Engrand.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:42 pm | |
| Granted, but you can't hold your breath under-magma, you drown and burn to death. You melt and are never heard of again. Your friends forget about you and your family shrug their shoulders after a 5 minute ponder about where you've been.
I wish to live forever without ageing. | |
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BRASS Feeling Awesome Yet?
Sign-Up Date : 2009-08-07 Posts : 124 Age : 33 Location : 93021, Xx CaLi GanGstA xX
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 08, 2009 8:32 pm | |
| Granted however after the world ends you float forever through nothingness.
I wish for 5 free wishes that cannot be corrupted. | |
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Achromatic Am I cool Now!?!?!?
Sign-Up Date : 2009-08-08 Posts : 51 Age : 24 Location : Colorado
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 08, 2009 8:34 pm | |
| Granted, but all you can wish for is more wishes.
I wish I could fly. | |
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Lost_Chances Moderator
Sign-Up Date : 2009-08-07 Posts : 85 Age : 33 Location : Engrand.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 08, 2009 8:41 pm | |
| Granted, but you can only fly in your dreams.
I wish I had a real job that paid. | |
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14hourlunchbreak Am I cool Now!?!?!?
Sign-Up Date : 2009-08-08 Posts : 35 Age : 104 Location : New York
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:30 pm | |
| Granted, but the job would suck, you would get minimum wage and you can't get a different job or be promoted.
I wish I could speak any language fluently. | |
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Lost_Chances Moderator
Sign-Up Date : 2009-08-07 Posts : 85 Age : 33 Location : Engrand.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:33 pm | |
| Granted, you show off your mad Star Trek language skills to your girlfriend and she leaves you.
I wish I was rich. | |
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Twone Am I cool Now!?!?!?
Sign-Up Date : 2009-08-08 Posts : 34 Age : 32 Location : NJ
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:40 pm | |
| Granted, but your first name is Richie.
I wish I could get a massage. | |
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14hourlunchbreak Am I cool Now!?!?!?
Sign-Up Date : 2009-08-08 Posts : 35 Age : 104 Location : New York
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:41 pm | |
| Granted, but you receive it from an old hairy fat man with big nasty fingernails.
I wish I was the smartest person in the world. | |
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H-K-S Troll
Sign-Up Date : 2009-08-07 Posts : 115 Age : 35 Location : Waynesboro VA
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:43 pm | |
| - 14hourlunchbreak wrote:
- Granted, but you receive it from an old hairy fat man with big nasty fingernails.
I wish I was the smartest person in the world. granted, but now you are Stephan Hawkings. I wish I cure cancer by beating it. | |
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