Corrupt a Wish

Granted but they all come out of your dick. Now you have no arms, your dick always hurts, and it's impossible to fit it into anything, even your own hand.


I wish I shit big macs.

Flashwarrior wrote:

I wish I shit big macs.

Granted, but you don't stop shitting shit either.

I wish I had telekinesis.

Granted, then you implode.

I wish I was rich.

Granted. You were rich, you're not anymore. The government discovered your offshore financial schemes and ran you into the ground. As well as having no money, you now have no home, car or job, and you've got 20 years in jail.

I wish I could fly.

WritersBlock wrote:

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but a hunter shoots you down thinking you're a giant ass bird and eats you.

I wish i OWNED my job

Granted, but it's in Russia. In soviet Russia, job owns you. You collapse under the pressure.

I wish I had beer.

Lost_Chances wrote:

I wish I had beer.

granted, but its a bud

I wish my portable DVD player didn't skip

Granted. It's completely broken, so it can never skip. It can never do anything.

I wish I had a bigger dick.

(Although it's plenty big already. )

Granted, Its now 100inches and when ever you get slightly aroused you pass out from all the blood in your body going to your dick.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted all those wishes have been internally corrupted and Microsoft is requesting that you delete them or your system will be overridden.

I wish for chocolate flavoured cum on my bum

disgusting but granted...

i wish there were no more posts like the one above mine ;)

Granted. The whole site has been taken down.

I wish I was unable to wish this wish.

Granted, but you can't wish any wishes ever again and you have to watch the cat drowning scene from Gummo every time you say the word "the".

(Missing, you forgot to corrupt my wish :P)

I wish to bathe in champagne.

Granted, but you get extremely drunk from drinking the entire bath, so you can't bathe once you're done. You also peed in the bath on accident. D:

I wish I was a robot.

Beep boop boop you lose your humanity.

I wish I was Weezer. Yes. The whole band.

Granted, you're a cover band and no one turns up to your gigs because no one likes Weezer.

I wish I could play guitar, like a pro.

Granted, but that doesn't mean shit if no one discovers you.

I wish Gundams were real.

Granted, but it doesn't mean shit if they're made of blu-tac.

I wish I could shoot people fire out of my fists.

Granted. The people fire are all 6'2, 200 pounds, and constantly screaming and in pain. Congratulations, you're gonna go insane!

I wish I was Alexander the Great reborn.

Granted, but you're reborn on a planet devoid of life and die soon after.

I wish I had stayed in the woods.

Granted. You are mauled, raped, and eaten by a bear. Congrats, you're dead!

I wish I had boobs.

Granted, but they are so big your back snaps in half and you die.

I wish I was a spider.

Granted. Someone squishes you and you die.

I wish I had a dollar.

Granted but it's laced with coke and you get busted by the DEA.

I wish I didn't have writers block.

Granted. Good bye, Mister BBS Mod. :'(

I wish I had a penny.