Corrupt a Wish

Ok but I laced them with cyanide so you can't play anymore because you're dead.

I wish for nothing.

A vacuum sucks all your air so you suffocate.

I wish for a girlfriend and a coke.

Granted, she's morbidly obese and she drank all your coke.

I wish this computer was faster.

Granted but I'm fucking your ass right now.

I wish for a 9 inch penis.

Granted, but it's 9 inch wide and an inch long.

I wish for an invisibility cloak.

Sensationalism wrote:

Granted, but it's 9 inch wide and an inch long.

I wish for an invisibility cloak.

Granted, but but you can never take the cloak off. Ever.

I wish that I was black.

Granted but the KKK comes bursting through your door and rapes you up the butt with pitchforks and torches.

I wish i had a million dollars that would never dissapear un-expectantly and were completely legal.

ZENON wrote:

Sensationalism wrote:

Granted, but it's 9 inch wide and an inch long.

I wish for an invisibility cloak.

Granted, but but you can never take the cloak off. Ever.

I wish that I was black.

You'll never live past 35. Unless you are Dr. Dre.

I wish I had a big pile of cocaine and a teenager hooker in Cuba.

Granted but the hooker snorted all the coke and she also has a penis.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted but you now only have 2 seconds to make the wish.

I wish i could fly and breath underwater.

Granted but you get grabbed and eaten by an octopus.

I wish I had unlimited weed forever.

Granted but its mixed in with rat poison.

I wish i was Chuck Norris was my best friend.

Granted but his girlfriend hits on you and he goes Chuck Norris on your ass.

I wish my wish could be corrupted.

Granted, but your wish comes with the "this side up" facing downwards.

I wish for some noodles for lunch.

Granted, but the noodles were actually leeches, and they sucked up your blood.


I wish i was dead.

Granted but it turns out Jesus was right about life after death.

I wish Apple would go out of business.

Granted, but Steve Jobs turns up to your door with a baseball bat and a sour look on his face.

I wish I would find the walrus pit.

Granted but you don't know man.


I wish i was a mod.

Granted but you get demodded :p

I wish the walrus pit was like it showed in the brochure.

Granted, but you have to whip the answers out of a transsexual.

I wish my experiment involving the DNA an eel, a beetle and man became successful after educating it with pictures of me in a dress and giving it herpes.

Lost_Chances wrote:

Granted, but you have to whip the answers out of a transsexual.

I wish my experiment involving the DNA an eel, a beetle and man became successful after educating it with pictures of me in a dress and giving it herpes.

Yes, but it dies soon afterwords because it has doesn't have enough spleens.

I wish for an apple.

Granted, but this apple is old enough to be the son of the apple that knocked Newton out.

I wish for infinite wishes.

Lost_Chances wrote:

Granted, but this apple is old enough to be the son of the apple that knocked Newton out.

I wish for infinite wishes.

Well too bad they don't come true.

I wish to be a power ranger.

Granted, but you end up as a forest ranger in pink gear in the middle of a forest, in the middle of nowhere somewhere in Russia.

I wish to win the mod elections as McCain.