Drugs and Alcohol

Clock-Ninja wrote:

I just bought a quarter yesterday (that's about 7Gs of weed for the retarded people who can't understand what I'm talking about), it's some nice premo shit. I may take pic if you care at all but I doubt it and I'm not going out of my way to take pictures for nothing.

You should take a picture, so I can be jealous of you.

Yeah man take some pics.
My buddy got this wonderful new pipe, paid $150 dollars for it, and we got a quarter the other day, unfortunately I haven't been there in a few days, he keeps having this girl over, whom I hate.
I had pics on my phone of the pipe, so beautiful.

Here it is.

Doesn't really look like a quarter, you probably smoked some...
Also, is it bad quality, the photo? Or is there like... Mold or some shit on it?

EpicFail wrote:

Doesn't really look like a quarter, you probably smoked some...
Also, is it bad quality, the photo? Or is there like... Mold or some shit on it?

It's a quarter it just doesn't look like it there was 2 more buds in there. And yea the quality sucks but if I took the bud out it would still show green on the whole thing. They're dry and leafy, but smell nice.

I found some weed in my notebook and I thought it wouldn't be enough to get me high. But it was quite enough, even did two sessions.

Should be getting a couple grams tonight, rather stoked.

Let's get fucked up on drugs and alcohol! 

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I tried posting it on the forum but it came out huge and I didn't want to piss everyone off.

Also, sorry its sideways.

But ye, green bong, green gandolf pipe, tao grinder, papers are sort of sticking out from under the paper. Also own a one hitter.

And thats mah stuff

Nice stuff, Todd. Green's a great colour. My stuff has always been blue or blue and red. I stopped buying stuff though because my parents just take it and don't return it or give me money for it, those fucks.

If my mum would have ever stolen my weed, she knows I would instantly take her crack.

I should roll a joint later. Except I would have to buy wrapping paper though :/ Any good substitutes for wrapping paper?

Wrapping paper? Like... For a Christmas Gift? Haha, just go to the store and get a pack of a couple hundred papers for like, 2 dollars.

Just make a bong or something at home if you really want to get high.

Bible pages make really good rolling papers. Papers of that texture are what you want

My friends have told me to do that in the past, but I don't want any Bible or Jesus in my lungs, hell naw.

Hmm maybe I'll use a some canvas paper or something. I'f i am a cheap fuck I'll grab writing paper or fucking paper towels.

Writing paper DOES work, you can use any kind of paper really... If you use writing paper, just use syrup or something to make it stick, haha.

Ha, I could try using some glue or syrup. Hmm... sweet, sticky weed?

I accept free bibles just so I can use them as rolling paper if needed.

I can't use anything like papers since it lets out too much smoke and smoke = smell which will make my faggot parents suspicious and that would be bad.

I don't know about you but I'm sick of wasting 20 minutes of my high fabreezing the basement and making sure everything is well hidden. I shouldn't have to do all this but my dad did threaten to fuck my life up if he ever found out I still smoke "the horrible deadly refer ". fucking fag

My friend made a large joint with a receipt. It hurt like fuck, but worked.

Also, lol @ da vid.

"You've gotta be kidding. Man I can't BELIEVE YOU"

"Is this why you've never held down a job?"

That video is always great for laughs!

Clock-Ninja wrote:

I can't use anything like papers since it lets out
too much smoke and smoke = smell which will make my faggot parents
suspicious and that would be bad.

I don't know about you but I'm
sick of wasting 20 minutes of my high fabreezing the basement and
making sure everything is well hidden. I shouldn't have to do all this
but my dad did threaten to fuck my life up if he ever found out I still
smoke "the horrible deadly refer ". fucking fag

Yeah well I get beat if my dad catches me.

That 7th heaven clip was hilarious But one thing doesn't make sense: the lifespan of my joints are probably just 10 or 15 minutes after they're rolled. Who rolls a joint and takes it home if you're living with your parents?