Continue this story in 7 Words! (Forum game)

Forum games are forbidden on the NG BBS, but who cares? this is not the NGBBS!

So you must add 7 words to continue the story. You may start a new sentence or finish another one, as long as you write 7 words total and they are coherent with the previous 7 words. We want grammatical sentences created here.

I'm starting:

Once upon a time, in a land

Far far away, You are a young

unicorn named snowball, who ate a bunch

A bunch of marijuana, and then died.

but rose again on the third day.

Epicfail then, push it off a cliff.

But it landed on a trampoline

The trampoline troll at the unicorn, burp.

Then it died,from chronic AIDS disease.

When it got to hell the devil

Anally raped Snowball with a fucking pitchfork.

Sensationalism was at home that night eating

and he died from a pasta overdose

And then Mr. T came and assaulted sensationalism.

He was positively surprised, for he saw

ZOMBIE JESUS, and he ate lawlmaster's brains.

then thelittleemo kicked down the door

, using only his massive 40 pounds penis

and caught lawl fapping to furry porn

And Condor crashed his roflcopter into them.

Talking about Condor, we all knew that

He was also watching furry porn

In his roflcopter while crashing into them.

And he was sticking his dick into

a fleshlight, while cutting open a ripe