BANNED!

My beloved alt that just came back from the dead, ExpletiveDeleted, has been banned. I am so lucky.

says: "ERROR – You have been temporarily
banned from posting to the BBS for 3 days. You have 2 days, 10 hours, 3
minutes and 22 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to
create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence
of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for
ban: "Shut up you stupid twat. I'm not in the mood." Come back and post here when you're in the mood, then. (Evark)"

Holy shit, that's completely unfair. Users post stuff like that all the time on the BBS and don't get banned.

It's newbie prejudice.

REVOLUTION!

LE ALTERNATIVE RESISTANCE!

ERROR – You have been temporarily
banned from posting to the BBS for 1 days. You have 1 day, 2 hours, 46
minutes and 31 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to
create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence
of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for ban: Unnecessary use of the word fag. ~Jamoke

when is the use of the word fag unnecessary

ERROR – You have been temporarily
banned from posting to the BBS for 1 days. You have 1 day, 2 hours, 5
minutes and 33 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to
create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence
of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for
ban: You have been banned for posting in a spam
thread, entitled "I made a fresh batch of muffins." This only fuels the
flames and keeps the topic alive. This is a mandatory ban.

God, I fucking hate these kinds of bans.

Man bans suck

Sensationalism wrote:

Man bans suck

T'is why we came here, isn't it?

Sensationalism wrote:

Man bans suck

Especially when they're mandatory bans involving posting in thread you didn't even know were spam.

When you get banned for a reason, fine.

The funny thing is that when my posting habits were actually tolerable I got banned more than I do now.