BELIVE IT! Was the words when Harry Potter got the pregnancy test from his doctor; his gay lover Naruto and his bff Snape said these very words to him. Harry Potter was going to bare Naruto's child. Harry Potter lived in a small apartment with his mexican neighbors that lived conveniently in his cupboard. He sat down, rubbing his swollen stomach, for he was 4 months pregnant. He was going to have to drinking Nyquil and stop having "hanky panky" with Naruto for a few months; and instead he now has to work a new diet because ramen noodles and serpent was not a good diet for a pregnant man.
During his fifth and eight months he was forced to wear a "old woman's" wizard robe because he was extremely pregnant, and he heard the little kicks from the unborn baby. Naruto often called his friend Edward Cullens and they sat next to Harry Potter, caressing him tenderly until all of his problems went away and was well asleep. Often Edward Cullens would touch the stomach and see the future of the small baby, and he saw success from it, or he saw destruction of all matter and space. During these months, his staple diet consisted of diet lipton tea and a whole bucket of turkey gravy, which is till healthier than serpent and ramen noodles.
During the ninth month, Harry Potter's water broke, and he was transported v.i.a Sparklecarpet by Edward. They rushed him into the emergency room, where the Doctor was going to be a frail asian woman. She smeared KY on Harry's stomach and slid the scanner to see it. The baby was a male from the looks of the machine. The baby's head could be seen in Harry's uthrea and a huge hole formed around his foreskin. After a very slow and painful procedure, the baby was born. He has brown eyes, and had a slight tingle of brown hair. Naruto said to his lover "What shall we name our boy?" Harry slowly said.... "Al Gore."
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