Back motherfuckers.

Well, I spent about 8 or 9 days in the south american/coastal areas. I spent a day or so in Mexico and it's as expectant as it was. I stopped to buy "jew"elry. I saw a ring that was like 500 USD; but i managed to get it to about 100. I also bought a fucking ton of alcohol, about 16 bottles in total; most of them gold label tequila. Mexico is the place to go if you want to have fun. However; don't drink the water. 10/10

I then went to Costa Rica; which was ok but -fucking hot-. I mean it was like the microwave hallway in metal gear solid 4 but -everywhere-. I then drank alcohol and did stuff. Not as splendid as Mexico, but still nice. 7/10

I then stopped at Panama. The second you step out in land, prepared to get a drive-by of wino taximen. I then went to the shitty fucking Canal, where i did nothing. I went back and went away after 2 hours. Panama sucks, yo. 0/10

git sum dank weed brah

Did you check out Dallas while you were in Mexico?

I know a few people there.

Dallas is nowhere near Mexico!

Just because it's in Texas doesn't mean shit.

Texico

Dallas isn't in Texico, the San Antonio and Houston areas are.

The people there are Spanish speaking mexicofags

Of course Dallas isn't in Texico.
You can't fit a city into a gas station

you can if you imagined it