It was 2 AM; Spongebob was working
on his masturbation skills on coral reefs or some shit like that. Gary was
already violently analfucked by his master. The sponge shaped sperm cells
coated Gary’s shell. Already tired, Spongebob ordered some pizza. A large
pepperoni pizza with some extra cheese. How this works underground is good as
everyone would guess it. It would come soggy as grandma’s tits or something,
and how they bake is a fucking mystery, man.
Anyways, the person who picked up the
phone was a strapping young green lad named Halo; already knowing who spongebob
is, and he wanted spongebob’s many holes. So he made a New Jersey pizza pie
(soggy). He then cut a hole in the box and pizza, stuffed his veiny dick inside
the pie and walked out of the shop as opposed to swimming out of there like
anyone else would, but fuck logic or something, ok? As he drove, he had to balance a pizza on his
dick, alongside the box or something. When he got to the pineapple shaped
house, he knocked on the door to see it.
A young strapping sponge, jizzed stained.
Had one sock on and had xbox live on saying “FAT NIGGER” while he opened the
door. Spongebob’s eyelashes were like 2 feet long, and his boxers were sperm
encrusted. Typically, spongebob was broke, so he had to pay the other way.
Spongebob: “Hey, can I pay you the…
other way?
Halo: What is this…. “Other way”
Spongebob: It’s called sex, I’ll
show you later.
Halo: This sounds pretty cool, eh
your house smells like queef and I doesn’t afraid of anything.
Spongebob: Hurry up, im still house
arrested.
As Halo came in, he went into the
kitchen and sat down. He then carefully readjusted the box so spongebob would
see his dick if he opened it. As spongebob came into his kitchen Halo said;
“Please have a taste of my pizza, I
made it for you.”
Spongebob, eager for some pizza,
opened it and saw a big… fat… pulsing… fat…. nigger… salami in his face.
“Oh, this looks tasty…” as he
licked his lips in excitement.
Spongebob then touched the tip of
Halo’s penis which then twitched with excitement. He slowly licked the stale
pizza grease off his dick, while slowly peeling the molten cheese of Halo’s
ballsack. After a while, he then proceeded to put Halo’s penis in his mouth and
started to hum and blow. As he slowly moved his neck among his shaft, he then proceeded
to let Halo impregnate his face. After a while of hardcore facefucking, the
semen rolled out of his mouth slowly splattering on the floor.
“That was fun, why don’t you
shower, Halo? You don’t want acne on your penis from that pizza, do you?”
After a long and meaningful shower,
Halo walked out nude with a towel on his waist. Spongebob was nude under a thin
white sheet in his bedroom.
“Why, hello Halo…”
“W-what are you doing”
“Don’t worry about it, why don’t
you fill my holes… heehaw (spellerz on Word recommended dis)?”
Halo then crawled on the ever so
clear bed and proceeded to mount him like a horse (going with heehaw here).
“Giddy up, fucker.”
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