It's normal to hate babies, yes?

Subject: It's normal to hate babies, yes? Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:45 am

Because I don't see anything good about them. But most people think they are "cute" and shit. I don't interact with them.

You guys agree, right?

Subject: Re: It's normal to hate babies, yes? Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:12 pm

Babies are unnaturally cute when they're sleeping, but when they start crying for no reason their faces get all disgustingly warped and you just want to smack the fuck out of them. I don't want children at all.

I think that the natural instinct of humans is to reproduce, it's embedded within our brains, though.

Subject: Re: It's normal to hate babies, yes? Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:03 pm

I don't find babies cute, either. I find that toddlers and small children can be amusing at times, but babies are just annoying. What's even more annoying is the people who fuss relentlessly over them.

Subject: Re: It's normal to hate babies, yes? Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:23 pm

I like babies and toddlers, whenever I say it I sound like a fucking freak.

They make me remember my past, growing up and being their age I was so happy, and now I'm a miserable fuck. I'm glad they have fun with everything, it cheers me up.

Subject: Re: It's normal to hate babies, yes? Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:30 pm

Babies = innocence = happy.

Seems logical.

Subject: Re: It's normal to hate babies, yes? Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:53 pm

A psycologist.

(If you didn't see that post of mine, you won't get it)

Subject: Re: It's normal to hate babies, yes? Sun Dec 06, 2009 6:00 pm

HecticCircleCrap wrote:: A psycologist.

(If you didn't see that post of mine, you won't get it)

Which post of yours?!?!??

Subject: Re: It's normal to hate babies, yes? Sun Dec 06, 2009 6:19 pm

Babies are fucking retarded. Even Freud would agree,

Subject: Re: It's normal to hate babies, yes? Sun Dec 06, 2009 7:16 pm

Someone said "Where can I find WOnder Pets porn?" And I said "a psychologist"

Probably deleted now.

Subject: Re: It's normal to hate babies, yes? Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:17 pm

Ohh lol!

Subject: Re: It's normal to hate babies, yes? Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:33 pm

IFUN, Sens, lets make one so we can kill it.

Subject: Re: It's normal to hate babies, yes? Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:46 pm

Babies cute?
Babies are for food I thought?
Maybe not.
I coulda sworn though

Subject: Re: It's normal to hate babies, yes? Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:27 am

RobotTaco wrote:: IFUN, Sens, lets make one so we can kill it.

Awesome idea!! babymaking threesome!!

Also, were you the person talking about having a baby just to eat it or something like that? Because I vaguely remember a conversation pertaining to such things.

Subject: Re: It's normal to hate babies, yes? Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:51 am

they so cute

HCC: HOLY SHIT! If I hadn't known better I would have said there was a picture of a close up of a baby's face here. trollface

Subject: Re: It's normal to hate babies, yes? Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:41 pm

RobotTaco wrote:: IFUN, Sens, lets make one so we can kill it.

Ahhh yeah, let's do it.

Flashwarrior wrote:: Babies cute?
Babies are for food I thought?
Maybe not.
I coulda sworn though

Rabbits can be cute and we eat those.

Subject: Re: It's normal to hate babies, yes? Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:56 pm

Sensationalism wrote:: Also, were you the person talking about having a baby just to eat it or something like that? Because I vaguely remember a conversation pertaining to such things.

Maybe. If I ever have a child though, I'm gonna put it in a Briar Pit like a lion. If it doesn't get out, it has no right to be called my child.

Subject: Re: It's normal to hate babies, yes? Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:07 pm

Babies are cute.

Subject: Re: It's normal to hate babies, yes? Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:42 pm

I hate a lot of babies since they're always crying for random reasons, and evern if you do the right thing, then it's still wrong. Although my sister is a surprisingly chill baby, and doesn't really cry that much.

Subject: Re: It's normal to hate babies, yes? Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:28 pm

I think, when Sen and I meet up, I'm gonna get her pregnant, so we do it again, I can sex her and the baby at the same time. Have a three way. My dick is that big.

Subject: Re: It's normal to hate babies, yes? Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:38 am

RobotTaco wrote:: I think, when Sen and I meet up, I'm gonna get her pregnant, so we do it again, I can sex her and the baby at the same time. Have a three way. My dick is that big.

Weed lowers your sperm count. :P Or something like that.

Subject: Re: It's normal to hate babies, yes? Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:51 am

Sensationalism wrote:

RobotTaco wrote:: I think, when Sen and I meet up, I'm gonna get her pregnant, so we do it again, I can sex her and the baby at the same time. Have a three way. My dick is that big.

Weed lowers your sperm count. :P Or something like that.

Oh, well, go fuck yourself. Bitch.

Subject: Re: It's normal to hate babies, yes? Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:59 am

Sensationalism wrote:: Weed lowers your sperm count. :P Or something like that.

I have a daughter who turned one year old today, I have smoked weed
everyday for almost nine years. She was born at a healthy weight,
height, on her due date, and excels in every category baby's are judged
on at doctor visits. I don't believe that it affects sperm count in any
way, shape, or form.

- Rly great guy

Ditto, my father has been smoking for over 30 years, which makes my
daughter a 2nd generation pot-baby. I mean, as far as I can tell, it
seems like mostly all of my generation (I'm 22) are pot-babies, and
they all are physically and mentally "normal". So, apparently potheads
can get pregnant, and the sperm doesn't seem to be damaged.

- Funny Guy

Subject: Re: It's normal to hate babies, yes? Sat Dec 12, 2009 7:16 pm

Clock-Ninja wrote:: Image

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