So I bought two hentai DVDs...

Yeah. So my bud, Mick, he texts me one day and says he's been watching a lot of animu. He then says that he wants to watch Bible Black. I told him I was interested in watching it. He then says that we'd need a lot of pot if we were gonna make it through a hentai. So, yesterday, I went with my buds to Suncoast and bought two of the DVDs for about 70 dollars. I am so ashamed of myself. This was the most money I had spent in my entire life and it was on a pornographic DVD. 2 hours of animated smut. All this so I can get high. The things I'll do for pot...

Why not just buy the fucking pot off him?

Lost_Chances wrote:

Why not just buy the fucking pot off him?

He's not a dealer. I usually go smoke with him.

Sides, it'll be fun. It's not the fact that I'm gonna be watching Bible Black that I'm ashamed of. It's just that I spent more money than I ever have on anything on porn. We tried looking for a torrent, but none of the ones we found were very good.

Eh, still, I wouldn't even pay for porn. It's pretty low to stoop just to get stoned with someone .

Lost_Chances wrote:

Eh, still, I wouldn't even pay for porn. It's pretty low to stoop just to get stoned with someone .

It's gonna be fun, man. Me, Mick, and two other guys are just gonna kick back, get stoned, eat sammiches, and laugh at how much the movies aren't gonna make sense. Come on. "Sex Magic". That's fucking hilarious.

This is sounding more and more like the beginning of an "experimentation" story that you will tell your therapist one day.

You know, the kind that begins, "We were all really high and watching hentai porn..." and ends with, "...and then he came in my butt."

Timmy wrote:

This is sounding more and more like the beginning of an "experimentation" story that you will tell your therapist one day.

You know, the kind that begins, "We were all really high and watching hentai porn..." and ends with, "...and then he came in my butt."

I agree that watching pornography with a friend under the influence of drugs doesn't sound like a good idea...

But I must admit that I don't know the effects of marijuana very well, so perhaps this is improbable.

Alfain wrote:

I agree that watching pornography with a friend under the influence of drugs doesn't sound like a good idea...

But I must admit that I don't know the effects of marijuana very well, so perhaps this is improbable.

Yeah. Theoretically, it sounds like a really bad idea. But Mick is fat though and I'll be with two of my other peeps. I've done some pretty stupid shit under the influence, but I at least can think clearly enough to not blow some guy. I've got plenty of confidence that it's not gonna end in a gay orgy.

Sides, there are only two guys in the world I'd bang and both are named John.

This has "bad idea" all over it, and hentai? you might as well buy actual porn.
I mean the pot's part if fine and all, but hental? XD

MissingNYC wrote:

This has "bad idea" all over it, and hentai? you might as well buy actual porn.
I mean the pot's part if fine and all, but hental? XD

I can watch actual porn on my own time. A hentai is something I don't look for, usually. I usually only see it in ads and the like.

You do know that Bible Black alone can cause brain damage?

H-K-S wrote:

You do know that Bible Black alone can cause brain damage?

Really? I'll have to look into that.

Oh wow, that's a lot of tentacles and mini skirts and screaming underage anime chicks with multicolored hair. Seriously though, couldn't you just buy pot with that 70 bucks?

Honestly, I have no idea. I was tired. Sleep deprivation makes you do stupid things.

Not this stupid.

Personally, I'd have probably done the same thing. Except found a good torrent, and spent the $70 on weed. Then I would proceed to enjoy Bible Black while high.

Next time instead of buying DVDs... simply DL some shit and burn it... there's also the possibility of you just buying your own pot... duh

I tired looking for a good torrent. Both of us did. This was kind of a last resort.

Ha, I like the idea anyway. Anything involving weed sounds good to me.

RobotTaco wrote:

I tired looking for a good torrent. Both of us did. This was kind of a last resort.

$70 though.

I mean god.

AngryBanana wrote:

RobotTaco wrote:

I tired looking for a good torrent. Both of us did. This was kind of a last resort.

$70 though.

I mean god.

Well, one DVD was like 30 bucks. So with tax, it's like 66 bucks. I gave my friend 5 bucks for petrol.

RobotTaco wrote:

Well, one DVD was like 30 bucks. So with tax, it's like 66 bucks. I gave my friend 5 bucks for petrol.

I'm reading that over and over again and yet, I can only conclude you have 120% tax there.

Lost_Chances wrote:

RobotTaco wrote:

Well, one DVD was like 30 bucks. So with tax, it's like 66 bucks. I gave my friend 5 bucks for petrol.

I'm reading that over and over again and yet, I can only conclude you have 120% tax there.

I should have mentioned that together they were like $66. Individually, it's like $32.

Even if you had paid $32 for hentai.

...you paid money for hentai.